Monday, November 9, 2009

Deadgirl


Directors: Marcel Sarmiento and Gadi Harel
Writer: Trent Haaga

For my first review i decided to review Deadgirl. First off this movie was very original and in this day and age of remakes that says a lot. The movies is about two trouble makers who skip school and break into an abandoned hospital. While they are there exploring they come across a girl tied up in the basement. One of them want to let her go but the other has more gruesome ideas in store for her and trouble ensues. Its hard to go any further without running anything but there are a few sex scenes that i wouldn't recommend watching with a girlfriend. There is a lot of deadgirl nudity and some good blood splatter. The acting is OK but not the best and the story line is very good and keeps you interested till the very end. All that said this is a very good movie that i would recommend to any horror movie fan out there. I give it an 8/10.

Absurd



ABSURD (1981)........ A.K.A Horrible,Rosso Sangue,Monster Hunter



Dir. Joe D'Amato


synopsis: Priest pursues madman in small town whose blood coagulates very fast,making him very hard to kill


review : Absurd is on the original 74 list of "Video Nasties" list banned in the U.K. in the 1980's. Overall pretty laughable film with some good original kill scenes.Don't expect any real plot or serious character development,but that is not the point of these Italian horror movies.It was pretty entertaining,but not in the way D'Amato intended.It had elements of the original Halloween as well a rather funny scene where the madman is wandering around blinded by a paralyzed girl(don't ask) looking like the Frankenstein monster. Recommended after a few beverages or bones whatever your poison

Ratings:
Skin - none (Bare chested bearded men will NOT be counted for obvious reasons) 0/5
Gore -some good decent gore with a decent body count 3/5
Overall - 4/10

Things I Learned from this movie
- Nothing says American Super Bowl party like Spaghetti
- You should have no problem getting a gun from a cop if you are a priest
-When there is a madman on the loose,it is best to lock annoying little kids outside,and tell him to go get help
-Paralysis is a temporary condition that can be cured by extreme fear
-Paralysis cured by extreme fear leads to insanity.


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Hello and Welcome,

Being this is the first post I guess we should post our mission statement.
Over the past several years we have been viewing some of the more obscure,offensive,and just wrong steaming piles of cinema.Why you ask?Good question!
We will be reviewing some of these masterpieces as well as keeping you informed on the latest movies to be released.Or at least that is the plan. However since I am a member of the Short attention span theater (A.D.H.D) There will be tangents and rants on and off topic.So let's see what happens.

OH yeah as we figure out how to use this blogspot thing the appearance of the page will get better....at least in theory

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